Posted 14 hours ago


This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen

literally why i am trying to train bec to control growling

(Source: worstnightmare21)

Posted 2 days ago
I’m babysitting a 7 year old. He wanted me to explain to him what being transgender is. I told him I have a boy brain but a girl body so I am taking medicine to have a boy body and a boy brain. His main question after that was whether or not he could have a popsicle after dinner. The answer was yes. Hate is learned, my friends.
Posted 4 days ago

Pizza Princess 


Pizza Princess 


Posted 4 days ago


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 4 days ago


harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like


no not again

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I think I just read they're making a sequel? D:
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hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands

Posted 4 days ago



Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

New peep experimentation!

As much as I hate peeps, they kind of make a good science mascot. They are they epitome of “why do you need to research that?” And yet everyone pretty much runs at least microwave tests on them anyway.

I should write a paper formalizing the results of everyone’s data.
Abstract: generally, they melt

Posted 4 days ago

aah I really like that I learned some of these truths myself
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chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry


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So I’ve got a braAaAain anomaly that affects the way I perceive music and this is part of my ongoing project of trying to render how music sometimes translates in my head.

This is a representation of what happens when I hear a new song with a I IV ii V iii vi ii V progression.

(People are often astounded that I don’t know the words to some of my favorite songs.)

Posted 4 days ago


It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better